23 January 2021

So what's your point?

Ten things people say to which my reply is "So what's your point?"


(It works better if you repeat “So what's your point?” after reading each statement. Try, it really works.)


1. "Punk-rock songs only have three chords."


2. "You must've seen this movie a million times."


3. "You already had twelve dumplings."


4. "Superhero comics are stupid and childish."


5. "She slept with everyone."


6. "I find you remarks offensive to my beliefs."


7. "Beer doesn't taste good."


8. "1970s kung-fu movies are badly acted and have formulaic and predictable plots."


9. "Gay people cannot reproduce."


10. "They're too big, they must put a strain on her back."