26 January 2021

Cool cats and dolls

A while back I came across a second-hand book which was a dictionary of American slang words and expressions from the '20s to the '50s (taken from jazz and blues songs, pulp novels and gangster movies), words and expressions that have all gone out of fashion but which are quite interesting.


Even when that terminology was in use, back in those days, not everyone was familiar with it, which allowed some songs with drug or sex references to sneak past the censors and on the radio waves.


In 1932 the radio used to play Harlan Lattimore's Chant Of The Weed because, at the time, not many people knew what weed was. And the title of the 1926 song by Margaret Carter I Want Plenty Grease In My Frying Pan seems innocent enough, but it's actually really risqué.


(In the '60s and '70s BBC Radio used to censor songs with explicit sexual content, and yet they used to play Walk On The Wild Side by Lou Reed for the simple reason that the censors didn't realize what "giving head" meant.)


The meaning of some of those old expressions is pretty obvious. You don't have to be a genius to figure out what "a rocket in the pocket" or a "back seat bunny" are. (Ah, the back seat of a car. What a magical place.) But other expressions are a little more obscure. 


Here I put together a few of my favourite ones, with the meaning underneath. (You can read the entry and then try to guess the meaning. Not always easy, let me tell you.) 


You never know. Should you find yourself transported back to the '50s (and we know that it could happen, we've all seen Back To The Future), some knowledge of the terminology could go a long way to keep you out of trouble. And remember the golden rules: keep cool, hold your cards close to your chest, never admit anything.


Alabama lie detector 

Police baton 


Barbecue stool 

The electric chair 


Beat the gong 

Smoke opium (gongs are from China, and Chinese people used to run opium dens)


California blanket 

Newspaper (often used as a blanket by homeless people)


Caught in a snowstorm 

Addicted to cocaine


Chicago overcoat 

Coffin 


Coffin nails 

Cigarettes 


Dead Presidents 

Dollar bills 


Florida honeymoon 

Affair while away for the weekend 


Free to run for President 

Out of work, unemployed 


Lower than a snake's belly 

Depressed 


Meadow mayonnaise 

Bullshit 


Memphis umbrella 

A head with lots of water-resistant hair gel


Moth's chance in a nudist colony 

Doomed, no chance (moth larvae can feed on silk and wool clothes)


Nose candy

Cocaine


On the Jersey side 

In the wrong place (I'm guessing only New Yorkers say that)


Onion ballad 

A sentimental song, a tearjerker 


Panther piss

Bootleg liquor 


Running a temperature 

Slightly drunk 


Shoot the cookies 

Vomit 


Skull orchard 

Cemetery 


Straight from the fridge 

Cool 


They'll pat you with a spade 

You'll get yourself killed 


Tijuana bible 

Adult magazine